BhitchyPrincess asked:

How many officials of the Bush Administration does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Of course, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it’s condition is improving every day. Any reports of it’s lack of incandescence are totally unfounded, and the result of delusional “spin” assaults from the fanatic, elitist, liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect and dims it’s ego. Why do you hate freedom?

Q: What’s the definition of an Arkansas Virgin?
A: A girl that can run faster than the Clinton.

Please note: I am an Independent and can appreciate a funny joke. I found these “Extremely” funny. Hope everyone can have a good laugh and not take it offensively.

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Do you think is funny? , I seriously not .
comment please


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Kendall :] asked:

This inst really a riddle you have to answer, its just funny! take some time to read it…
Once there was a blonde and she decided she wanted to kill herself, and to do that she was going to hang herself. so shes goes in into the forest with a rope, and ties herself by the neck to a tree. so this guy walks buy and says “why are you hanging from your ankles?” and she said “well, when i tried to hang myself by the neck, i couldnt breath, and so i decided to hang myself by the ankles instead” !!!


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♥ princess ♥ asked:

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I’m reading this book where there is a grandma and she is 72 and she’s a proffecial dancer…and she loves her body……do you think thats funny or am I the only one?


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shopping33105 asked:

how can i b funny
when i make a joke
my friend dozent laugh
i really want 2 be a funny person
but i dont want 2 make a fool out of myself
i just want a lot of friendz
can someone plz help mi
thnx!
=)))))

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Miley’s biggest fan asked:

Satr if you think it is funny:

This blonde was driving down an old country road when she spots a blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat. She pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while. When she could not stand it any more she called out to the blonde in the field.

“Why are you rowing a boat in the middle of the field?”

The blonde in the field stops rowing and responds, “Because it is an ocean of wheat.”

The blonde standing on the side of the road is furious. She yells at the blonde in the field. “It is blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name.”

The blonde in the field just shrugged her shoulders and began rowing again.

The blonde on the side of the road was beside herself and shook her fist at the blonde in the field then yelled, “if I could swim I would come out there and kick your back.”


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Nice but true asked:

Whats the most funny thing that ever happend to you or whats the most funny thing you ever herd.Or what is the most funnyest you ugly joke you ever herd.

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